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Keith: Hey Dave, What is this suspicious wet spot on my towel? I investigated it using all five of my senses and I just can’t seem to make heads or tails of what it could be..
Dave: What You found was my shame stain, I couldn’t use my towel because I already shaved my pubes into it. I also had to use your shirt to wipe my ass and blow my nose, in that order.
Shame milk is the sad milk left over when a barista has accidentally steamed too much milk for a customers drink. Usually will be put into the shame cup which the barista will drink throughout their shift
“Awe man I steamed too much, guess I have to deal with my shame milk now :(“
When others shame how much you spend on an item or perhaps eating out at restaurants or how much money you blow.
*Renee* - Did you see how much time Jennifer spends going to Louis Vuitton and buying these expensive things?!?
*Erica* - Such a waste of money, she should be saving it to buy a house or donating it to charity.
*Bianca* - Gee Renee & Erica, you both are Spend shaming poor Jennifer and it is her hard earned money to do with as she pleases.
Hooker shame is a cold sore.
Look at the hooker shame on his lip.
The guilt one feels when they forget to bring their reusable bags to the grocery store.
The cashier looked at me with contempt, as I'd forgotten my reusable bags, causing profound satchel shame.
Common mishearing of "crying shame".
That's a crime shame that Peggy failed her math exam.
When you successfully convince your friends to take Uber instead of the subway like peasants.
James: Yo, u wanna meet at the train at 11?
Tony: Shit man, u finna drop hundies on bottles n u cant spend for a cab??
James: U rite fam, my bad. Lemme order that Uber
Tony: Hunnit. Next time lets do without dat Uber-shaming tho