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That feeling of fullness after eating a full order of something at Chipotle.
I felt intense Chipotle Shock after eating a steak burrito and spent half an hour on the shitter.
When sombebody is in so much shock that they littlerally fall out and fucking die when something happens.
Kid: Dude, put your phone up. you know the teacher gon go into septic shock when she see dat shit.
Other Kid: on god that old ass bitch might end up in the fucking hospital.
This is when the ground in someone's backyard caves in and they die of the shock of being drowned in their septic tank.
George had been delinquent fixing their septic tank. His grandfather ended falling in and dying when the top collapsed. The cause of death was ruled as septic shock.
A thing turkeys do when they suddenly hear the call of another turkey
Guy: *turkey noises*
Turkey: *shock gobble*
When you are surprised to find someone has had sex with a man
Wow! I can't believe my ex, Carson, had sex with a man! I'm cock shocked!
Noun: The act of playing your ipod when the volume is accidently turned to maximum, usually caused by plugging it into a speaker. This usually results in a very bad headache and bleeding ears and/or looking like an idiot
Man after that party i got the worst I-shock after having my ipod plugged into those speakers.
A person who eats another person not for sustenance but instead to instill fear in their enemies.
"Have you seen that cannibal Haitian warlord named barbecue?"
"Yeah I have but I think he's more of a Shock Cannibal than a Sustenance Cannibal"