glory shot

When a pompus rando takes his shirt off at an inappropriate time. He may come up with a variety of excuses for this action (hot weather, spilling PBR on himself, about to wrestle another man...etc.). In reality, he just wants the ladies present to see him in all his glory. In his mind, one of them will certainly be impressed enough by his physique to fuck him.

The glory shot is also common immediately after an emo virgin finally gets laid. Said virgin is so happy to finaly be loved that he loses all inhibitions. He can't help but come out of his room shirtless for both his parents to see.

1). "...and then for no reason, the frat boy took his shirt off and stood there, posing for his glory shot."

2). "Immediately after having sex with Lindsay, Thomas was glory shotting all around the house."

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shot in the face

"shot in the face" can be used in any situation where a person has truley fucked up the lives of other people. Thereby dismantling perfectly happy lives without regret.

The creator of Alf, the television sitcom series should be shot in the face for taking up valuable television viewing time.
Person 1: My God, wtf is Alf
Person 2: haha, it's some shitty show from the 80's. The person who thought it up should be shot in the face.
Person 1: yer I know, I'd so much rather be watching Friends right now aye.
Person 2: maybe you should be the one being shot in the face. Friends! Wtf I thought you said you'd stopped puffing the magic dragon.

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well shot

A shot of the cheap version of liquor, the "house" liquor. Given when a patron asks just for a shot of tequila/vodka/rum/etc without expecting a certain label. When a certain label name is requested, it is referred to as a call shot.
Same applies to drinks. "Rum and coke" vs. "Bacardi and coke."

Just get a well shot. It's cheaper than the name brand stuff.

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Blimp Shot

A long range shot in Call of Duty: United offensive (Base Assult) usally across a map from a tank or Flak 88 in effort to cover a plant in a base, kill another 88, spawn kill, or open an enemy base. This name is from |CZ|zBlimp who knows mostly all of these types of shots.

Example 1
|CZ|SMOKE: How the hell are they hitting our 3??
|CZ|N@cho: Thats a Blimp Shot

Example 2
|CZ|Trooper: They are opening our 1
|CZ|BAMA: Yep, zBlimp is on the 88 again

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Hook Shot

When one is releasing Fecal matter in a public restroom using the stall gets hit with a soiled tissue from the outside partition
When the Vitcim goes to view who had done this the assailant has fled the crime scene

Yo! You wont believe this while I was on the John dropping the cosby kids off @ the pool I got a Hook Shot and almost got nailed in the face.

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AP shot

When you blast so hard in Deku he gets pregnant

I AP shot Deku so hard last night gravity bitch got jealous

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Ugly Shots

Alcohol shots that aren't meant to be shots
Like Wine, beer, or anything ridiculous like that, people tend to take shots with all sorts of alcohol as it is a good way of seeing how much you can drink.
Ugly shots are usually used by young snot nosed kids thinking they're cool, but some people do it for the fuck of it. Also see shots

"Man, why do we have to do ugly shots!?"

"Dude, just do it alright, i've had like 39 beer shots so far but I still don't feel anything."

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