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1. Whilst making love to a woman's anus from behind her you bust a nut all up in your condom, then you take you turn your condom inside out and start to go to town on her snatch to get her pregger's. 10 months later when she's having the baby in the hospital you violently kick open the door to her room and scream "You just got SMASH GORDONED!"
That douche bag Heraldo gave me a Smash Gordon last night, what a joker.
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The look of a weather beaten vagina.
"That girl has a smashed crab"
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what a womans bits look like after a hammering
geez head . . . your cunt looks like a smashed kebab
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A state of inebriation, originating from the Mikhail Gorbachev scale of absolute inebriety, as a result of alcoholic consumption. In this case, the consumed volume is excessive. An individual who has found him/herself in this specific state will not know so, nor will that person be able to perform simple voluntary actions such as walking/standing, speaking comprehensively, or in extreme cases (although not uncommon) remaining concious.
Maverick to Rob: "Dude, Jeramiah is so fucking Regan Smashed right now..."
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When a girl lays a smackdown on her ex and homewrecker by smashing there heads together on the dance floor. Then the homewreckers friend goes up to the girl and asks if she had punched her friend and the girl goes "hell yea" and punches the homewreckers friend in the face as well!
Be careful u dont' wanna piss her off and have her sandy smash ur ass!!
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Something that you say after you have physically violated someone, just to let them know who's in charge.
*After hitting you in the face with a badminton racket* Manjeet Smash !
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Basically, it's synonymous to "Hit it and Quit it". Smash it and Cash It refers to having sex, (Smash It), and then bragging to all your friends, (Cash It).
It can also be used as: You have sex with a prostitute (Smash It) and then pay her (Cash It).
Smash It And Cash it Charlie!
No way Dude, she's more to me than a cheap hoe!
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