Mika Speak

noun. The act of using multiple lines on Windows Live Messenger to convey a single message, as if the space bar doesn't exist. Trying to get attention.

Nicky:OMG
Nicky:gurl
Nicky:did
Nicky:you
Nicky:see
Nicky:that?
Dan:Girl you need to stop that Mika Speak, the space bar does exist.

Speak Now

The best Taylor Swift album that Taylor Swift has ever released, argue with a wall.

1: "Speak Now is the worst album"
2: "Now go stand in the corner and think about what you did"

freak speak

The slang or coded language used in the sex trade.

Trick: How far are you going?
Sex Worker: Just downtown (freak speak for oral sex only).

Trick: Where can we go?
Sex Worker: Around the world (freak speak for straight, oral AND anal sex).

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Speaking Tax

When someone annoys you and won't shut up. He gets the Speaking Tax that means, you're going to ignore him until you stop.

spiking taks

^Dude shut up, you got a Speaking Tax

*And what's that??

^I ignore you simply until you stop

*Really? Idk if you're going to make it! Wanna see my new shoes or do you wanna go to the beach or maybe... Rich? Are you listening? Are you serious??!

^...

speaking in cursive

1.When you have had too much to drink and people don't understand the words coming out of your mouth
2.when your words run together

He is speaking in cursive again.

grief-speak

the inability to formulate sentences after family trauma

“berryblue!”
“do you mean blueberry?”
“yes sorry! i have some grief-speak”

Networking Speak

The language used to describe any conversation involving computer networks.

networking speak has a highly domain-specific grammar and lexicon.