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The best thing ever. Based in the summer of 2007.
Dude1: Yo, wanna go to Mardi Gras?
Dude2: Hell no! I'd rather stay here in fucking Sex Summer!
Dude1: Fuck yeah!
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An oral condition where some teeth are there, and some aren't.
That girl from West Virginia has some serious summer teeth!
Ever since the Stanley Cup Playoffs last season, he's been flashing a "mouthful" of summer teeth with every smile.
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For weightlifters, powerlifters, and bodybuilders still in school, these are the gains made during summer vacation. Proper rest, unlimited access to food, and increased training capacity causes gains to skyrocket.
Lifter 1: Man, my body is wrecked. 6 hours of sleep, piles of homework, its killing my gains.
Lifter 2: I hear ya. I haven't pr'd in over a month. How long til summer?
Lifter 1: 1 month
Lifter 2: Thank fuck. Can't wait for them summer gains!
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Summer and Amin lived happily ever after with a million foreign kids.
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During the wonderfully hot and sunny time of Summer Vacation, some women neglect to shave and air their pussy's thus creating a cesspool of stank that is released as a toxic gas when they as much as move their thighs
"Dude Courtney has serious summer vagina, it's seriously knocking people out!"
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The former guitarist of the famous rock band The Police. An underrated guitarist by all means. Summers brought a unique feeling to the police’s music. Was pushed around by sting in the band, later left. The last police gig was in 2008.
Person 1: dude I just saw the Police live!
Person two: did you see Andy Summers though?
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When the sun comes out and suddenly, your friend who has been perfectly normal all winter, switches up and starts backstabbing you regularly and with relish. Wanes off around autumn.
How you do me like that? This is summer snakin’.
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