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Taint Reader

Someone who can tell the future by reading taints.

So, taint reader, what can you tell me about my future?

Your taint tells me you're about to get your salad tossed!

Your taint tells me you're about to get a tongue in your pussy!

by ExoticTransporter August 26, 2014


Taint Tingle

A taint tingle is when you look at a picture of something or see something so painful it makes your taint (area between your balls or pussy and your asshole) tense up for a few seconds.

Leroy: looks like Jethro got a fishing hook caught up in his big old fat man tits! Here's a picture!

Billy Bob: lemme see!

Leroy: shows Billy Bob the picture...

Billy Bob: Holy Shit, that makes my stomach hurt and my taint tingle!

by mooseneck October 5, 2016


Taint sparkles

The residue located on your gooch or area between genitals and ass hole when you poop and it is explosive.

I had to use extra toilet paper when i shit today because i had lots of taint sparkles

by daudrina February 8, 2011


dragging taint

The act of dragging your taint against your girlfriends face.

Honey, I'm going to be dragging taint against your face like I'm riding a bull!

by hugeneck June 12, 2017


soggy taint

When you have a massive diarrhea but when you wipe you don't get all of the extra poo off your taint therefore causing the taint to stay wet and sweaty leading it to become soggy.

Hector: Emma, can you pass me a roll of toilet paper I had diarrhea.
Emma: Yes but make sure this time you whip really good, your soggy taint started to smell last time.

by Paytonglaser April 14, 2017


Taint Lashing

When your master is half mad and half horny he be whippin' on your taint.

Mistress Maybeline brought me to the brink and then decided she wanted a sandwich, so I gave her the taint lashing of her life.

by The Conjurer July 1, 2019


Taint Cleaner

Cleaner you use to scrub and clean your taintal area

WOW he has some nice taint cleaner

by Janis tanter September 14, 2018