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Someone who can tell the future by reading taints.
So, taint reader, what can you tell me about my future?
Your taint tells me you're about to get your salad tossed!
Your taint tells me you're about to get a tongue in your pussy!
Thighs. Guardians of the Taint.
After my 5 mile run in your mother's T-back my Taint Pillars are bloody raw.
When a hoe ass bitch shaves all of that sweet puss but leaves a long soul patch looking thing on her taint.
I was goin' down on that hoe Shaquanda until I saw she had a taint slipper
A taint tingle is when you look at a picture of something or see something so painful it makes your taint (area between your balls or pussy and your asshole) tense up for a few seconds.
Leroy: looks like Jethro got a fishing hook caught up in his big old fat man tits! Here's a picture!
Billy Bob: lemme see!
Leroy: shows Billy Bob the picture...
Billy Bob: Holy Shit, that makes my stomach hurt and my taint tingle!
The residue located on your gooch or area between genitals and ass hole when you poop and it is explosive.
I had to use extra toilet paper when i shit today because i had lots of taint sparkles
When your master is half mad and half horny he be whippin' on your taint.
Mistress Maybeline brought me to the brink and then decided she wanted a sandwich, so I gave her the taint lashing of her life.
When you have a massive diarrhea but when you wipe you don't get all of the extra poo off your taint therefore causing the taint to stay wet and sweaty leading it to become soggy.
Hector: Emma, can you pass me a roll of toilet paper I had diarrhea.
Emma: Yes but make sure this time you whip really good, your soggy taint started to smell last time.