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having a extra long time taking a shower due to intense masturbation while in the bath tub.
roberta: whats taking your husband so long in the shower?
michelle: oh gosh i think my husbands taking a "30 minute shower...Again!.
roberta: Eww gross.
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Be careful when checking girls out from over 30 feet
Dangerous act of calling a 'hot ass bitch' from over 30 feet away because she could be fucking gross as hell
17 yr old guy: Dude check out that ass over there
Friend: man thats my 13 year old brothers girlfriend.
Other Friend: Shit R. Kelly keep it in your pants
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When someone sits in path room for 30 minutes
Calebs taking his 4th 30 minute today!
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When your break at work is not long enough for you to go and get what you want to eat.
Sometimes if breaks have been reduced from an hour to 30mins at your place of work.
Chaydes: hey man, want to grab a footlong at clean Subway?
Squeezy: can't man, only have a 30 second lunch, wanna get dirty Subway instead?
Philosophy pioneered by Danny that deals with crushes. If you have a crush, you have 30 days to do something about it. Whether it be a date, sex, or going out, something must be done in 30 days. If by the end of the 30 days no progress is made with you and your crush, you have to move on to the next one. There are also 10 and 15-Day trials, but for those to work, the crush must know you like them.
I hope my 30-day trial with that hot senior in yearbook works.
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30 Seconds to Mars is an absolutely AMAZING band originally formed back in 1998.
Genre- Alt. Rock
Line-up- As of 2011
Singer/ Rythym Guitar- Jared Leto
Lead Guitar - Tomo Milicevic
Drums- Shannon Leto
3 Albums -
30 Seconds to Mars (2002)
Beautiful Lie (2005)
This Is War (2011)
The band has a distinct sound, and Jared has a unique voice. He screams a little in the first two albums.
They have a huge fanbase named the Echelon.
They have a new symbol with every album-
Glyphics meaning Provehito In Altum (meaning Reach For The Heights or Launch Forth Into The Deep)
A Trinity
and the Triad
<3
Guy1 = Dude, did you go to the 30 Seconds To Mars concert last night?
Guy2 = Yeah, it was awesome! Which song is your favorite?
Guy1= The Kill. I love the music video, and how Jared screamed a little in the middle.
Guy2 = Man, Kings And Queens is my favorite!
Girl1 = You guys talking about 30 Seconds To Mars? Aw man, Jared Leto is so hot! Too bad he's almost 40.... he looks like he's 29!
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When a guy hangs out with all the boys the whole night but when 11:30 rolls around he goes and fucks some chick and she will probably end up suckin his thang too. fuckin tool
-yo atom how lucky is that niggy tyler.....fuckin 11:30 man.
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