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When leaving a single serving bathroom after dropping a shitbomb one obviously looks to avoid any immediate human interaction in order to avoid defecation guilt for desecrating the toilet area with stank nastiness. However, the instance in which one makes eye contact with the poop desecrator his/her face is flush with shit guilt, hence giving up the shitter stare...
I was waiting for the bathroom and this big fat nasty dude bolted out and totally gave me the shitter stare. I knew right away that the toilet had been shitbombed, BOOM nasty stank in my face, sofa king disgusting.
Old person, a geezer. A Geriatric who no longer can control their bowels
Sorry I took so long, The line up at the bank was full of Pant-Shitters taking their sweet time.
A person who constantly fuck windows because jerking off isn’t enough
Mark was a normal man. He watched the hub everyday and jacked off. But one day his penis was getting sore from all the rubbing. So he decided to have non stop sex with his window.
His friend: your a fuckin window shitter get the hell out of my house you shithead
A person who has diarrhea so bad that a commercial airline would have to return to their origin to prevent a bio-hazard situation.
John’s stomach was so torn up today that he didn’t make to the bathroom. He could have been the delta shitter by the distance of his diarrhea trail.
The Infinite Shitter Paradox (ISP) is a paradox about how you go back in time to take a massive shit, and when you return everyone you know and love will die, and whoever survives will try to murder you with no sympathy.
"Have you heard of the Infinite Shitter Paradox?" "Yeah man, its scary. I cant believe that its real." "Yeah."
Someone who shits on other peoples balls
"Oh stop shitting on my balls!"
"you didn't just shit on my balls did you.." "yeah, i did"
"mate your an actual ball shitter"
One of the most rare syndromes, discovered by the world renowned scientist Cannon Cool. It’s where you shit out of your dick.
Cannon, you have shitter dick syndrome!