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A sexual act performed on a subject in which a baseball bat is shoved inside the recipients anal cavity. Causing them to scream “strike three!” quite intensely.
“Last night I did Tanisha so well with that Barry Bonds, I felt like a major leaguer when she was screaming and striking me out!”
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The all time home run king and the single season home run king. Many people think he should not be seen as such because he is said to have done steroids, which is also why they think he should not be a Hall of Famer. However, there is no doubt that there are already plenty of guys in the Hall of Fame that have done steroids.
Sure, Barry Bonds did steroids and is a piece of shit, but it still does not change the fact that he was a beast and he would've been even if he never took steroids.
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Definition of the person who is bothering someone who is onto something.
"Dude I am doing my damn homework don't be a barry in the ankle!"
Smartest Mofo ever
Barry Joe lives in San Fransico with his super rich parents moching off them. He weighs 400 pounds, is a god at rocket league, thinks Oklahoma is on the east coast, went to harvard at age 9, graduated at age 8 after inventing the time machine, and is the starting quaterback at his middle school, and only eats salad. Runs track for Ohio state somehow.
Person 1 "Yo do you know Barry Joe?"
Person 2 "I know a couple of Barry Joes, which one do you mean?"
Person 1 "The retarded looking one"
Person 2 "Oh u mean Barry Joe Mama"
barri is made of the couple/influencers larri merrit and brady potter they are a really sweet couple they are inlove with each other they have a kid name kiwi ray merrit kiwi is a queen like her dads period. they rarely post eachother but when they do fans gets a heart attack by how sweet they are they are a really cute couple they need to get married immedietly
1.barri is couple goals!
2.barri is cute .
3.barri needs to get married immedietly
4.brady needs to propose to larri to make barri an official wedding!
A bald-faced lie told by a politician to deny what is (or will be) obvious.
"Obama telling us that that we can keep our healthcare under Obamacare was a barry tale."
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