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You or your girl shits in a tortilla, then you wrap it around your dick and fuck her...
i asked my one night if she was hungry and said yes... i ask how about mexican food?.. she agreed... then asked how about a Bean Burrtio?... O i would love a bean burrito!!! she replied... So i proceeded to take a shit in a tortilla and placing my dick in the tortilla i proceeded to fuck her.. giving her a wonderful taste of south of the border...
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someone who dress in baggy clothing, like they were fat (while stuffing their face with burriots) in the past, but lost a lot of weight.
you dress like you're a burrito-leauger
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Totaly sweet
A adjetive invented by Webcomic artist David Willis on April 6, 2005 to describe his peer Kris Straub excelent brakage of the Fourth Wall
Everyone should read Checkerboard Nightmare! Every other comic strip in the world should be forced to swear off fourth-wall-breaking humor, because Kris Straub is the only one on Earth who can pull it off. He's the exception that proves the rule. And with burrito-smackin' awesomeness.
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another term for a "sub sandwich".
seeing as a burrito consists of a flour tortilla wrapped or folded around a filling. which is slightly like a sub from Quiznos or subway, just not Mexican and has different fillings inside.
guy 1: "hey, lets go get a American burrito from Subway."
guy 2: "sure, i love subway."
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POOP!
Oh man! I just made the biggest butt burrito! I clogged the toilet!
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When butter is applied to an anus in place of lube.
My buddy and I were feeling frisky ladst night but didn't have any lube. So we made a Swedish Burrito instead
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