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Even though you missed it by a tiny amount, you still didn't get there.
A time when there is no positive effect, or will be no positive effects, because of your actions".
With horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war, you can miss your target, or goal, but still have some positive effect.
Luke : "Are you ready to go? We have to get to the airport, NOW!"
Chris :"I'm close"
Luke : "Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war".
Zach : "I was so close to getting that job"
Matt : "Yeah, but close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war".
The words of the German Operator Jäger as he places his Active Defense System.
Jäger: YOU CAN STOP WORRYING ABOUT GRENADES NOW!!
Everyone else on defense: Holy shit calm your self Jäger.
Venereal disease common in 1970s New York. If you have sex, you explode.
I’m going to give Trisha Montezuma’s Grenade.
What’s Montezuma’s Grenade?
It’s a Venereal disease common in 1970s New York. If you have sex, you explode.
when you get hurt by nature's grenade will most likely end in death.
Smashing a closed beer bottle on the ground and yelling FIRE!!!
Jeff got thrown out of the bar last night for throwing several zimbabwe hand grenades.
When you rip anal beads out of someone’s asshole, while they really have to shit, and the shit explodes out of their asshole
Hey dude! Did you hear I turned Laura into a sex grenade
When you perform a bowel movement and catch it in your hand, then proceeded to ejaculate onto the feces and throw it at your partner while yelling "fire in the hole".
Mom, last night Jimmy gave me a saucy grenade, and my bed is still sticky and smells like dumpster juice. He really needs to adjust his diet.