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Hood Therapist

A hood therapist is someone who’s not legally qualified to tell you how to maintain your crazy ass but tells you the good-hood truth on how to.

Yo go see Jules, she’s the “hood therapist”. she knows what she’s doin

by trippynicki May 25, 2021


hood yodeling

1)when rap lyrics don't sound like actual words just series of pitches and tones in a semi melodic fashion. 2)the type of rap that tries to attach itself to real hip hop.....:see trap music

Young thug sounds likes he's hood yodeling when he raps.

by rorr82 n Bucky BaxWar Carr May 24, 2016


brobin hood

Bro who takes from his parents to buy his friends beer and shit.

"Mack totally bought all the rounds last night. And the Pot. And the gas. He's so generous."

"Nah, he's a Brobin Hood. His Dad's a hotshot lawyer. There's no way he could've covered all that working at Taco Bell."

by SaucyMcMuffin May 18, 2014


hood slaps

Ignint lyrics that provoke a lot of emotions. Beats that bang and are hyfy as fuck.

Turn this weak Drake shit off. I need to hear some hood slaps.

by ghettoqu33n November 11, 2015


join the hood

To return to your own neighborhood from being away.

I'm going to leave this creepy place and join the hood.

by Grandma D December 18, 2016


Hood MacGyver

Solving everyday complex problems with basic materials such as duct tape, staples, and the like.

My skirt ripped at work. I hood MacGyvered it by stapling the tear.

My neighbors hood MacGyvered a tree in their yard after the storm. They duct taped it back together. That wasn't the best of hood MacGyvering, though, because it didn't last a week!

by Princess MoMo August 16, 2014


hood bidet

When you are defecating and the rat in your toilet splashes your anus, cleaning it of fecal matter.

I had taco bell last night and my hood bidet was hard at work.

by seas726 April 4, 2021