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Kinda sloppy... Kinda trashy... Cigarettes and eye liner. Like the one girl working at Waffle House who still has most of her teeth.
What do you think of that chick over there with her ass hangin out of her shorts? She's diner hot. I'd still do it.
A girl who you don't realize is is sexy until you've seen her several times because she does not flaunt or rely on her looks to gain attention or credit
Guy #1 Did you see Aubrey in that new series? She's a great actress and I didn't even realize how hot she was until the last episode
Guy #2 Me Too, She is totally Sneaky Hot
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Feeding your sexual partner gaseous foods then having them fart on the penetrated tip of your hard cock, causing magical vibrations.
Shelly ate a bunch of cabbage last night so hot tipping was awesome this morning. The vibrations almost made me cream pie that ass.
Pepper spray
Due to the fact that this defensive weapon is derived from chili peppers and ranges from 2,000,000 to 4,500,000 Scoville units. (The hottest pepper in the world is 2,200,000)
Me: “Yeah this guy was coming at me with a baseball bat just now so I gave him the hot sauce.”
Other guy: “Holy shit man, is he ok?”
Me: “No… no he is not.”
A particularly pungent, searing blast of gas from the anus. Usually following overindulgence in buffalo wings, beer and/or ribs.
"Darling, your spiced pasta was wonderful, but it's given me a severe bout of hot thunder."
This term identifies those individuals who despite their obesity and/or other types of oversized body parts continue to display a level of hotness that surpasses most expectations. This subset of culture maintains a fresh fashion look, and never hesitates to wear tight fitting tops/bottoms , high heels , and any other accessory sometimes dubbed "unfit" for such a person. They will most likely maintain a good skin complexion, beautiful hair , and a pretty mouth. It is not uncommon to find these lovely ladies at work, on the go, or at a club.
While on lunch break John and Venkat were discussing bland topics when the latest new hire entered the room. John said to Venkat "check out hot fatness looking sexy in that skirt that's 2 sizes too small". Venkat replied "weird how she can look so good with her clothes on, I'd hit that".
The absolute best and worst type of girl. She will be extremely attractive, cock loving, irresistible and easy to get in bed with.
These girls are sexy and fun, but not meant for dating. Once dating a hot slut, you will be subject to cheating, lying and heart break as she continues to love the cocks of other men.
Hot sluts are for fucking, not loving.
Jon met Ashley at a pool party. Jon was distracted by her hot body and fantastic blow job. Jon committed suicide several months later as Ashley blew 5 of his friends. Ashley was a hot slut.
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