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a life coach whose only method of motivation is cutting or stabbing you with a knife - typically hired from the deep recesses of craigslist
"I really do NOT want to finish my reading assignment. Hey, Maury Povich is on TV," says client.
"I'ma fuckin cut you bitch," says knife coach. "YOU READ OR YOU BLEED." *Licks Knife*
"Well I guess I'll just finish up this reading assignment."
"Biting the Knife" is a phase used in place of explaining how you're going to do something risky for no particular reason.
"I'm done contemplating, I'm biting the knife on this one."
"I had to bite the knife and fuck the crackhead even though she prolly have stds."
Someone looked up synonyms for the words “switch” and “blade” and rebranded the switch-blade to make it legal
“Yo dude is that a switchblade?”
“Nah man, this is a flip-knife”
“Well, what’s the difference”
“What do you mean?”
“Is there a difference between a switchblade and a flip-knife?
“I don’t understand the question”
When you have to poop so bad that you take your hand and make it flat and wedge it in butt to keep yourself from pooping your pants.
Bro I had to poop so bad I was knifing it
It hurts more than getting fingered, it also can result in death more often.
Freddy didn't get fingered, Cesar knifed him instead for ratting out his whole crew.
It’s a phrase that some dude on the Erin that me that made no sense because he’s probably high when typing it.
You’ve seen the hat man? But not the time knife!?
When something doesn't really work in your favor, but also sort of works against your enemy.
We had to go over to that dickhead John's house. Sean accidentally shit himself, but he was sitting on John's couch when it happened. Classic double-edged butter knife.