mother fucker

Worse than fucker; one of the worst insults you can throw at someone

"Hey, you stupid motherfucker!"

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Mother Fucker

A stupid ass dumb ass crack-headed ass slut ass bitch.
A person who has sexual contact with their mother.
A person who has sexual contact with any one's mother.

You bitch ass mother fucker!

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mother fucker

a lucky son of a bitch that gets laid by a MILF

Have you heard the news? Jeffrey scored with Denise's mom last night! He is one lucky mother fucker!

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mother fuckist

A person who studies mother fuckchemy.

I am a mother fuckist because I study assholes.

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Mother cunter

A universal insult that incorporates the wonderful word "cunt" into an alternative to the common and overused phrase "mother fucker". Generally used as an insult.

I agree, Seth, Ben Mones is such a mother cunter!

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Mother Trucker

The matron saint of the Teamsters. Viewed as a diety, her image is often visible on the mudflaps of tractor trailers.

As he roared into the night, the last thing visible on Earl's rig was those Mother Trucker mudflaps.

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Mother Teresa

The act of resting/sleeping cocooned under the covers after a long session, in the style of Mother Teresa resting in her death bed (see CelebrityMorgue.com). This session could be after exercise/shagging/drinking. A mother teresa can last anything between two minutes and a day. It is most commonly used in dire situations, such as betweeen finishing a session and having a shower or eating.

M dot T always comes first.

1. Jack: 'Ahh man I had such a long shag last night, i'm in need of a serious M dot T'

2. Adam: 'I've only got two minutes until school, time for a mother teresa me thinks, otherwise those bitches are gonaa be on my back all day...'

2.Jack C: Man Jack B, all you do is Mother Teresa all day long, why are you so tired all day long?!'

JackB: It's because of all those Troff times i've been having.

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