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aka the Tripple P. When a female performs masturbation on herself after cutting up jalapenos or habaneros (on purpose or on accident). Often the vagina-holder feels a tingly-burning sensation on their clitoris and has one of the most sensational sexual experiences.
I was enjoying my quesadillas and shit when I decided to masturbate. Well apparently, I forgot to wash my hands and ended up giving myself a Peruvian Puff Pepper.
I was talking with my friend about the Peruvian Puff Pepper and about how much she enjoyed it. It wasn't until later that I understood that she was talking about the Drake and Josh episode and didn't like putting spicy juices on her coochie.
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When a man fuck a woman in her asshole and makes her lick the feces off his dick afterwards.
DUDE!!! You see that chick over there? She's dirty as fuck! She wanted me to give her a stuffed hot pepper after i got done fucking her!
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The worst phone ever that is $15 at Walmart
Hey you have the hot pepper Serrano
Yeah I smashed it with a 10 pound hammer because it’s junk
Alcatel 1b better
The passive partner eats a jar of jalapeños and when the top enters they get a spicy surprise.
Jesus, Becky totally pulled a reverse hidden pepper on me last night. My pocket pepper burns so bad right now.
When a man covers his penis in peanut butter (Jimmy Carter, our 39th President, was a peanut farmer)and sticks it into an anthill (preferably fire ants) adhering the ants to the peanut butter. Intercourse may follow.
Lucille asked Tobias if he’d fancy giving her the old Presidential Pepper Log following supper.
When a very bearded gent covers himself with candle wax and pickled jalapeños and two ladies compete to see who can consume more of the juicy goodness before the gent can trade them for a goat. If the gent wins he gets the goat, the winning lady get a bottle of Pepto Bismol.
He was able to provide for his family after successfully completing the Hungarian wax pepper.
When you go in to smell something and you think it's going to be nice, but to your surprise it stings your nose a little bit.
Hairdresser 1: Would you prefer brown or brunette hair color?
Sorority Girl: Well Becca told me brown is like bad for your skull
Sam: This is narrative this is what people live for this is development no one wants to read.
Damn that's a rose chili pepper