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A school shooter who is making a list and checking it twice
"hey you know chris right?'"
"Yeah I think he's a Santa Clause"
"oh shit he's reaching in his bag"
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When a guy nuts in another guy's beard and then licks it off his beard.
I was with this guy the other night and it was so hot when he gave me the Santa Claus. Christmas does cum more than once a year!
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after giving a guy a handjob, with his cum on your hand, slap him in the face, and yell SANTAS BEARD!!!
guy- dude my girl Santa's beard me last night, i almost punched her in the throat.
Girlfreind-Hey babe guess what..
Boyfreind-What?
Girlfreind- SANTAS BEARD!!
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Santa: show me them tits, them Santa's cookies
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Cumming on someone’s face, in the shape of Santa Claus’s beard.
I went for a pearl necklace, but I ended up Santa Clausing that bitch, instead.
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Santa clausing is the task of running over to some far away and do something to them.
Yeah I went over there and santa Claus fucked her
That guy just came over here and santa clause punched me
Santa clausing is the best way to fuck
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Sex position where both people are upside down in a small space (like a chimney) usually with at least one person wearing a Santa suit
We were rudely interrupted from doing the reverse Santa when Sarah open the closet door.
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