Random
Source Code
Random
January 2, is national smurf day
Created by me and Mia for making ourselves Smurf’s on January 2,2021 7:31 pm
“LETS GET EACHOTHER BLUE ANNIVERSARY GIFTS ON NATIONAL SMURF DAY ”- lovely quote by Mia
A female who gives 2 or more guys blue balls in the same setting
Dude, I thought I was gonna get a three way the other night, but she turned out to be a smurf flipper
24👍 348👎
Describes a person using Viagra recreationally. The "smurf" relates to the pill being the same blue colour as a smurf. "my ride" related to the upgraded performance as in "pimp my ride"
Jason: I'm in for a big night tonight. I've got the little blue pills so I know it's gonna be good!
Junior: Cool Jas, do you have a spare to share? I wanna smurf my ride too!!!
9👍 5👎
"Yo bro have you seen the realistic smurf cat?"
"WE LIVE WE LOVE WE LIE"
7👍 4👎
When a turk tricks u into eating 1 of those joke sweets that turns your mouth ridiculously blue. You, in revenge, immediately seduce him and begin to give him a blowjob, but before climax you stop, withdraw your mouth and shove a tiny white smurfs hat over his bell end. Resulting in a sexually frustrated randy turk, with a dick that looks like papa smurf.
Akan "yea i though sarah was guna give me some of the good stuff, but my dick fully got turkish smurf jobbed"
17👍 16👎
When one sucks a girls tits so hard, the nipples turn blue with satisfaction.
Bill:What's smurf her tits?
Jim:Ask your mom.
6👍 5👎