Under the thumbs

When a girl is riding you cowgirl and you put your hands behind your back as if tied up, whilst both of your thumbs are up your own ass as she is riding... grinding your thumbs into your G-Spot.

John: Shirley had me under the thumbs last night
Mike: Nice! How awesome is it when they come once and think they’re in control... meanwhile you’ve milked your prostate seven times.
John: Two thumbs up ey!?

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Chewbaccas thumb

When a male is to skeet/cum on his thumb, then trim the pupic hairs of the woman he is pleasuring and sprinkle them on his thumb with the cum on it. Then he inserts the thumb in her ass.

Habib " Yeah man i plowed her with my chewbaccas thumb!"
Mohummed " ESHAYS!"

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Texter's Thumb

When an individual suffers repetitive strain injury (RSI) in the first digit of the hand (thumb) from excessive text messaging.

Bill: 'Dude I wasn't ignoring you'

Bob: 'How do you explain that then'

Bill: 'My texter's thumb preventing me from contacting you!'

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thumb blasted

When your fucking your girl in missionary and she opens her mouth to moan and you jam your thumb down her throat until she vomits.

Sam thumb blasted his girlfriend last night.

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Fonzie thumb

When someone slips a thumb into your butthole by accident or on purpose causing you to yell, "AYE!".

"Aye!" Get your thumb away from my asshole. You and your damn Fonzie thumb.

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Dirty thumb

When you finger a girl with your thumb
And she scream Ching Chong your dog is gong

Ah yes I gave her dirty thumb

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thumb thigh

The meaty part of the base your thumb.

I ran out of room on my forearm for lipstick swatches, so I had to use my thumb thigh.

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