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wife grip

When she practices kegels while you’re fucking her and really goes for it to make you cum.

I was banging her and felt her wife grip on my cock.

by Jjjaxx May 24, 2020


Fishford Wife

individual who neglects real life obligations and activities in order to care for a virtual fish tank and his/her menagerie of eFish in Fishville.

I had to pick up my sister's kids from school because she was busy feeding her species tank full of Blue Damsels in Fishville. She's a Fishford Wife.

by hmcdesq May 24, 2010


Festie Wife

A woman you meet then become intimate with for the duration of a weekend camping music festival.

Brah, I just saw Andromeda, my festie wife from Bonaroo 2011; we spent more time in my tent than seeing shows for fours days.

by scamper May 28, 2020


Salute the wife

When a lower enlisted salutes the wife of an officer, he/she is signaling that they would like to participate in sexual relations, typically with the officer involved or observing.

Wives of officers asking or insisting a lower enlisted to salute them (which no civilian is owed from anyone) are signaling that they desire the enlisted person to engage in sexual activity with them.

Corporal O’Reilly told me he was going to salute the wife of Major Burns. Now he tells me he’s got a “special assignment” for the Major later tonight.

by MyDogEli September 8, 2020


Yelling wife

Yelling wife is defined as if your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog of course ... at least he'll shut up after you let him in!

Don’t try to become a yelling wife; otherwise, I am going to get those noise-cancelling headphones.

by Urban_Ritz September 22, 2021


Renjun’s Wife

The prettiest most luckiest person in the world. Is talented, good at art, singing, dancing basically everything.

Wow you’re almost as pretty as Renjun’s Wife

by renjunnieyellow December 12, 2021


Donkey's Wife

From the film Shrek, 'Donkey's Wife' is a phrase for when you poop and your butthole feels like fire. A reference to Donkey's Wife who is a dragon.

"My butthole feels like Donkey's Wife."

by Black Chyna🌚🍑 June 29, 2017