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Cum left on the bed sheets after a night of sex and its gone all flaky
I left porn flakes at my girls house last night.
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A Burning Man theme camp that is inclusive to everyone, except single males.
We all went to a party at Porn & Eggs last night, but when Charlie came later, he wasn't allowed in because of the 'no single males' rule. Too bad, because Charlie is an incredibly cool person who brought our camp together in the most selfless way. And because he didn't have a chick on his arm - Porn & Eggs told him to F off.
Now that's what I call 'radical inclusivity'. Yay Burning Man.
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Various forms of media that show people rioting, protesting, or striking that is watched for enjoyment value. Usually involves excessive police force and brutality.
I wanted to go to bed at a reasonable hour but stayed up till 3 AM watching riot porn on youtube.
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Porn that only has a few good parts. You start at point A, and end at point B, and then loop over only that portion of the material to masterbate to.
First originated on the Keith and The Girl podcast.
Chemda's voice is some good A-B Porn. I just take the parts where she sounds all sexy, and keep rewinding those parts.
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A true sign of everlasting virginity throughout males
Billy watches Fortnite porn. He's going to be a virgin for a long ass time
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A condition in witch you are sexually aroused by the concept of numbers and math.
Dude, you have to be pretty into number porn to be a scientist nowadays.
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