Toast of the party

The person seen as the extrovert's extrovert at a party or gathering of people with lots of bread. When you pose enough, people see you as somebody.

The drunk guy was the toast of the party last night. Nobody that goes to the parties knows if he's the same guy sober when nobody's looking.

burning toast

An act of smoking pot while cooking on the hot line of a kitchen. You burn a piece of toast and put in in the hot window to cover up the smell of the pot being smoked.

Hey guys, it is now 420 and shouuldn't we be burning toast!

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Toast Fucking

To F--- or to get F---ed by toast.

"That crescent roll stuff is for kids, I'm now into Toasting F---ing. Yesterday I took an entire loaf of nine grain for a little "How's your mother?".

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Cinnamon Toast

Sliced bread that has been browned on both sides with heat that has been coated with a soft, pale yellow, fatty food and then layered with a spice that is dried aromatic tree bark ground into powder and mixed with a sweet-tasting substance, usually in the form of tiny hard white or brown grains.

I love to eat Cinnamon Toast.

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Toast Test

A test, usually quite random, to determine how lucky you will be that day. Your luck is determined by how unlikely the thing you predict to occur in the next time period, event, etc. is. The term comes from the first, and most common test, which is dropping a piece of buttered toast on a tabletop. If it lands butter side down, bad luck day. Butter side up is a good day. On it's side means that you should go buy a lottery ticket asap.
It's closely related to the spoon test which is when one puts a spoon under their pillow and then prays for a certain kind of weather the next day. The difference is that no "luck" is achieved by the spoon test, just a certain outcome.
Ancient, archaic forms of this test include plucking daisy petals and saying "he loves me, he loves me not", and breaking wishbones

I predict that 3 birds will land on this windowsill in the next 4 minutes.

My bagel landed cream cheese side up!
-Dude, lucky toast test!

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marmite on toast

When a person, after having a shit, wipes their arse on a friend leaving a thin layer of faeces giving the appearance of thinly spread marmite.

After eating a banana, Tom made Sindy fresh marmite on toast.

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Roasted and Toasted

The act of killing someone with a pistol while they are using their primary

I nearly Roasted and Toasted that kapkan

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