to be totally piggled, TP'd in short, piggled off my face, to be intoxicated to the max
i'm totally TP'd mate after that full weekend lickin my eyelids, how piggled are you?!...im "totally piggled" off my face
The act of encouraging other people to do something without having the courage to do it themselves.
Jonas: Throw a rock at that car!
Sander: Do it yourself.
Jonas: No.
Sander: Wow, you`re being a total Ian!
Some one who is a total arse and a total bastard, so therefore a total arse bastard
"Clive is such a total arse," said Peter.
"Yeah and he's a total bastard too," added Dudley.
"I think he's a total arse bastard," concluded Derek.
When recieving a handjob from someone you've just met, or a stranger. They use the hand opposite of what they write with. For example, if they're right handed they would use their left hand.
You know that girl I hooked up with the other day? She gave me a weird handjob. It was like a total stranger.
Embarrassing way to try and say “totally” when you’re trying to be original
You are totally magotally a fag
The simultaneous loss of multiple types of bodily fluids, on an involuntary basis, after passing out following a night out on the town.
Known on twitter as #TBE
Julian didn't know what had happened to his bed until he realised he'd had a Total Body Evacuation during the night