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Stands for "Trolling in real life". It is harder than online trolling because you might actually get your ass kicked.
A list of professional IRL Trolls:
-Andy Kaufman
-Jonathan Swift
-Ann Coulter
-Otakus
-Barry Humphries
-Chris Morris
-Bill O'Reilly
-Dom Joly
-God
-Howard Stern
-Ted Rall
-The Runaway Bride
-Jeremy Beadle
-Ayn Rand
-Hurricane Katrina
-Jesus
-Tucker Carlson
-Anal Cunt
-Michael Moore
-Perverted-Justice
-Socrates
-Adolf Hitler
-Johnny Knoxville
-U2
-Discordians
-Pat Robertson
-Hugo Chavez
-PETA
-The Man
-Merle Haggard
-Karl Marx
-Tom Green
List of ways Trolling IRL:
-Poke people and say "fag" until they get pissed.
-Walk very close to shops on the pavement, triggering their automatic doors while you pass.
-Wear blackface.
-Stand right in front of the 'buzzer' button at pedestrian crossings so that people can't press it without feeling like they're intruding in your personal space.
-Write an angry letter to the editor.
-File frivolous lawsuits.
-Happy slapping
-Sell someone's dog to a Chinese restaurant
-Join an anarchist black bloc
-Rearrange grocery items on the shelves
-Wear Klan robes
-Sneak a retard into a sperm bank
-Invoke Satan in discussions with street preachers.
-Urinate into a lemonade bottle and leave it in somebody's fridge. For extra fun, change the nutrtion-box information.
-Take a crap on a paper towel and then put it in a soap dispenser.
-Columbine
-Follow old people around with a boom box playing Vengaboys' "We Like to Party"
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Hateful, racist, sexist, immature, misspelled, questionable, comments made by internet trolls mainly consisting of an age group of 7-13, written on a site known as youtube. In short, its were immature coward kids go to gain confidence by writing hateful messages they'll never have the guts to say in their lifetime.
Youtube trolls
trollkiddd88: bieber is such a fag...SHE should really go hide in a cave or sumthin cuz no on like her!!!
beibercrazebitch: @trollkidd88 shet teh fuck up!!! BIEBER all the way...<<<<3 u r jes a jelus imatur cunt...hu haz no life ..ur jes madd cuz beiber rules nd u suck!!!
jesse99: FAKE AND GAY!!
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The act of going into online multiplayer games of 'Call of Duty' and annoying fellow gamers to the point of rage. This involves trapping people in corners, blocking doors/ladders, stealing teammates' care-packages, destroying teammates' equipment, noob-toobing, teamkilling, putting on ridiculous voices and generally being as annoying as possible. The results are then posted on youtube.
In the testosterone soaked world of call of duty, where tempers are short and every pre-pubescent kid and geeky adult act out their dream of SAS/SEAL membership; This is trolling at its finest, as the victim rages down the microphone. It's almost like a hidden camera show, but on a videogame, and with swearing like you'd never believe!
The funniest COD Trolling on Youtube:
weregonnalose- Uses a voice changer to gain a hilariously high pitched, but real-sounding voice. Throws grenades at teammates whilst pretending to be stunned. Acts ignorant/obnoxious. Very underrated and his comedy is excellent. Deserves his own tv show.
General Minus- British troll who kills teammates for camping. Sometimes pretends to be American, French or gay for extra racist reaction and lol's.
Deranker- Noobtoobs. ALOT. And trash-talks.
StraightupKnives: Is actually pretty good with a throwing knife. Annoys the piss out of teammates by blocking their movement and keeping them trapped in corners.
Speedyw03: Traps teammates, trash-talks, embarrasses the enemy team with well thought-out plays like defusing bombs right under their noses. Sometimes relies more on luck than skill.
There are literally hundreds of COD trolls on the internets. Mostly pale imitations of the above, truly funny, directors.
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A term to describe an act of intensionally enraging a group of people on an internet chat room or forum board. It's often used as a parody of Die Hard an action film from 1988, although instead of the protagonist climbing a tower full of armed terrorists he is climbing a tower of shit puns and all caps all in bold italics and font size 26, all while spouting memes and ridiculous opinions on a plethora of things.
Trolling hard on the Dues Ex fan forum:
User: Lol Halo invented the FPS, Dues ex looks like shit, and is old.
or....
Troll hard on the Bungie forum:
User: Halo is shit lol MW2 is teh best fps evar, nd joo all know it.
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(noun)
1. A Facebook Troll is a Facebook user who posts for one or both of two reasons: a) to disrupt; b) to gain attention.
2. One who posts redonkulous comments on friends status updates.
3. Vulgar Facebook Trolls usually confine their comments merely to primitive, profane, off-topic observations.
4. Facebook Trolls spout gibberish in the hope that they’ll either bore or confuse to death those with whom they disagree. The average FB Troll is “a pursuitist who gromulates his adversarial computerists with height defining formulations to the disinterestingest adjunct.”
(verb)
1. Attempts to condescend. The Facebook Troll will seek refuge in condescending remarks that repeatedly scorn his or her critics as beneath – all the while continuing to respond to them.
The verb troll originates from Old French troller, a hunting term. The noun troll, however, comes from the Old Norse word for a mythological monster.
A Facebook Trolls favorite website is encyclopediadramatica.com
Synonyms: Facebook PMS, fail at life, Facebook Thuggin, first comment whore, Facebook, facedonkulous, Anna Bananna, facepalm,
Antonyms: moderators, Adonis DNA, double cheeseburger challenge, Double Decker House Wrecker Blumkin AC Slater, Winning
Clark(status update)
Happy hour 4-7 at Haabs is legit, 2 dollar shrimp cocktails
20 hours ago via Email · · Like ·
Anna(comment) ur cashed in life
^^ Facebook Troll
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A troll with an unusually high IQ. Usually lurks in forums and attempts to bait unintelligent posters into arguments that they cannot win. Is witty enough to fend himself from victims with multiple accounts and other forum users that come to victim's aid. Usually leaves a 15 page thread in his wake and makes the victim look like a complete asstard.
1) OMG that asian kid is trolling the politics forum again he is such a super troll!
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The disgusting creatures known as youtube trolls are losers who have nothing better to do than sit on their computers all day and start arguments on youtube. Beware the trolls, as some may unite against certain groups or videos on youtube and their supporters. For example, they may gang up and vote each other's comments up and flag every other comment as spam. They'll then feed off of the madness of the arguments they start. The best way to combat youtube trolls is to ignore them and block them. If they're making several accounts to troll you like the no life douchebags that they are, set your account privacy so only friends can send you messages and comment on your channel. Feel free to report them also.
Protip: make sure your youtube name isn't easy to copy by capitalizing an i or having a lowercase l. Some trolls will jump on the opportunity to impersonate you by creating a new account with a name identical to yours. I've suffered this way. Report the channel impersonating you, and if they were enough of a douchefag they'll most likely be banned within a few days.
Filipinos4islanders: lol ur a fanboy dickrider. UMADBRO?
TheSpanishFilipino: FAGGOT!
TheMexicanInvasion: yeah u fag dickrider y u mad
KoreansDoItBest: LOL FAGGOT NO ONE LIEKS U
*all thumbs up each others comments and flag victim as spam*
note: these are real youtube troll messages I've gotten on a video. Never respond to youtube trolls. It leads to more pain and agony as they suck all the life out of your soul.
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