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When you fuck a girl for the first time and the condom gets a bit bloody, so you take it off and smack her in the face with it.
Girl: “wow having sex really feels good i sure do hope nobody slaps me across the face with the condom”
Boy: “Thats the un-virgin mary right there. Now imma whip you fatass”
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UnPresidented = describes a frighteningly bizarre lack of leadership during an existential threat to Humanity.
Many Americans felt un-Presidented anxiety during these unprecedented times of the Coronavirus Pandemic.
Some people say Jesus Christ or oh my god us travellers say
Boys gaul une that chap over there is in a bad state
Someone who drinks milk un-ironically i.e without cookies, cereal, spicy foods, etc.
Guy 1: Whoah, is that dude over there drinking a massive glass of milk?
Guy 2: Well I guess that means he’s an un-ironic milk drinker
A lengha style popularized by the infamous North Korean dictator
“Wow Dhruvster looks so stunning in that Kim Jong Un Lengha!”
The act of disappearing for a couple of weeks or even months to eventually show up rather unexpected.
Justin: Wow! That’s a long time ago. You lost some weight.
Leo: Yeah I was kinda fed up with everything so I had to do The Kim Jong Un for a while.
Justin: Alright man, good to have you back.
A sexual act in which you engage in consensual intercourse with your beloved and beautiful spouse, for the purpose of creating a male heir to the Kim lineage and a future leader of True Korea.
I'm tired of all these Imperialist thots trynna make me baby daddy. I just want to find a good woman and give her the Kim Jong Un