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A beer pong team hailing from Worcester, Massachusetts that is taking the East Coast by storm. This team consistently wins multiple tournaments each and every week. Brett 'TheJett' Duquette and Antwan 'Walker' Robinson are the members and are best known for their clutch shooting as well as their asshole antics. Another thing they are known for is when Brett 'TheJett' hits last cup, he begins flying away like a "plane" all while Antwan 'Walker' attempts to guide him in for a proper landing.
Player 1: Yo man we are only one game away from the finals...
Player 2: Yeah, but we are playing Walker Washington.
Player 1: Shit we don't stand a chance.
TheJett: Hey, at least you already know that.
To perform a Washington Herpes Bowl, first find someone who has herpes. Then peel off some of their skin and put it in a bowl. Proceed to shit, piss, cum, spit, and add a drop of your own blood to the bowl, then drink it and puke it back into the bowl. Find dog feces and use a shower cap to pick it up. Wear the shower cap on your head, host a house party and share the Washington Herpes Bowl with everyone there!
They had a Washington Herpes Bowl at grandpa's funeral yesterday. Reminded me of him.
Lake Washington School District (LWSD) is a school district encompassing many elementary, middle and high schools in the greater Seattle area.
In the 2024/25 school year, LWSD announced that they would change from the typical 7 period schedule to only 6 periods, explaining that it was to reduce costs of the district, which is rumoured to be in crippling debt. However, this was met with immense backlash, with students and families protesting about the reduced classes limiting the opportunity for students to take more advanced classes - thus making them less competitive in the college application process. However, LWSD did not listen to such complaints and continued with the 6 period method. This has resulted in widespread discontent amongst the student population inside of LWSD.
LWSD is also notorious for creating terrible schedules. The same year as the shift to 6 periods, LWSD announced a terrible, horrible, disgusting schedule which appears to be AI generated with the prompt to create the least balanced, most ludicrous schedule ever. Instead of spacing the classes evenly like any sane person would do, the district decided to place TWO 4th period classes in one day, and mixing up 80 minute and 45 minute classes together into a disgusting amalgamation.
However, LWSD offers some rather high quality curriculum, particularly around the language department. It was also known for its well thought out policies during the COVID-19 pandemic.
"What district is your school in again?"
"Lake Washington School District."
Is the best rapper ever. But basketball skills trash has a 2incher and likes James Charles
Charles Washington it won't fit
When someone crop dusts a woman who is driving topless.
Hank and Evan just gave their boss the gnarliest Washington air raid
Involves a dildo wrapped in vegan bacon and hash oil, a corded telephone, some hot sauce and an anus. A close cousin to the Texas Chili Bowl.
He gave me a Washington Chili Bowl. As a man, I was a little startled, but we both went to the University of Washington so it made sense.
The most ghetto-ass high school ever founded ever.
Person 1: Where do you go to school?
Person 2: Washington & Lee High School.
Person 1:Where is that????
Person 2: Exactly!