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to aid, encourage or help usually in a wrongdoing
James Cameroon may abet marvel in making green lantern 2
He's so gay hes abetting US troops in Iraq.
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When someone says something that’s complete and utter bullshit to you.
(Something you don’t believe)
Keira - “oh he likes you back!” (Lies)
Izzy - “abet he does.’
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Creative lying to cover the falling down drunken antics of another person by making it appear they are having a diabetic siezure.
When he stumbled and broke a mirror of a strangers car, I asked if they had any sugar for Jake...he's a lie-abetic.
The entire alphabet with ILF added at the end allowing you to come up with several options and could be played as a drinking game resulting in much hilarity.
Teacher - Now Johnny, say the alphabet for the class
Johnny - A,B,C,G,F,X,Q
Teacher - Now Johnny, thats not the alpha bet
Johnny - I only know the ILF-abet:
AILF - Alien I'd Like to Fuck (good for the Star Trek and Star Wars fans)
BILF - Bitch I'd Like to Fuck (more like BILHF (hate)
CILF...you get the idea
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Sexually transmitted obesity. The symptoms include: Dry mouth and Vagina, with low to zero vitamin D
That pussy tasted so good; Now I got Dike-abetes.
you did your diabetes test and it says did
oh no i have did abetes