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A question one asks when inquiring about the primal tendencies of a woman’s genitalia.
I saw you from across the bar.. I have to know, do it bark?
Not to be confused with anti-hypocrisy tutelage ("This what we SHOULD do, but it is not what a lot of people actually DO do"), this term refers to what you attempt to teach a fellow living creature during house-training.
A classic example of "SHOULD do vs. DOO-doo" would be an '80's-era "Garfield" cartoon where Jon Arbuckle was upset when Odie "left a gift on the carpet"; he then expressed great appreciation to Garfield for being housebroken.
When you ignore a fact because your phone tells you otherwise.
Wendy: It's snowing outside.
David: (looks at phone) No it's not, it's raining.
Bradley: Oh he's doing a David again!
When you ignore a fact because your phone tells you otherwise.
Wendy: It's snowing outside.
David: (looks at phone) No it's not, it's raining.
Bradley: Oh dear, he's doing a David again!
When somebody kicks a ball over a very tall fence several times per game
David is doing a David every Tuesday...
When you realise you have a Classical Civilization or Ancient History lesson at 9am tomorrow, so you put some revision of book 4 of the Aeneid into 'practice'.
"hey did you hear about Joe!?"
"yeah, I heard he hadn't done the worksheet on book 10 for today so he was doing a dido"
"its a bit extreme"
"yeah I know, yikes"
Person 1: blahblahblah nerd shit.
Person 2: you know What you need to do
Person 1:
Person 2: thanks.
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