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someone that lies about what time it is to suit their motives
Time Liar: it's 11:15, we're going to be late!
(It's 11:07)
Innocent victim: You're a time liar!
(noun) - The act of a fart encroaching on the exit, the exact moment when one is about to take Gas Relief medicine.
(verb) - A fart Jumping the gun when it realizes its demise is soon to come in the form of Gas Relief medicine.
I was farting like an absolute menace, I tried to take some gas medicine, but that was no match for the short term fart time encroachment.
Someone who wakes up and chooses to be a f***ing dog. Competing with themselves day in and out, no rest. Just a sick motherfucker working full time.
I see this guy in the gym everyday, sometimes even twice! He’s a full-time motherfucker!
Sand time is a term used when time is in an hourglass. This term can also be used to represent when you feel like time is indecisive.
"what time is it?" ... "I don't know let me check my sand time."
"What time do you want to meet up at?".... " I don't know it's a sand time."
The theory that time does not exist, popularized by British scientist Julian Barbour. It states that our minds have created time to keep everything from happening all at once, meaning everything that has ever happened and everyone who has ever been born all happened at the same time.
The Illusional Time Theory states that since time does not exist, people and things like Jesus, dinosaurs, Hitler, Led Zeppelin, the U.S. moon landing and the sinking of the Titanic all happened at the same time.
The amount of time, measured in days, a person remains at a particular Relationship Level.
Bruce's Progression Time on Level One was seven days.
When you and your boi are fucking and you both lean over the bed and kiss each other
Guy 1: you and the misses up for a fun time Freddy tonight?
Guy 2: fuck yeah bro see you at 8