Red Musket

To insert a piece of Popping Candy, most notably Pop Rocks, into the urethra and proceed to be pushed down by a Sounding instrument. It is named after the action of reloading a muzzle-loaded long gun- also known as the Musket.

I finally convinced my husband to try the Red Musket! He said it felt better than having sex for the first time!

Red Light Warrior

A person who commonly tries to beat a red/yellow light

Tim just ran another red light. He's a red light warrior

Red face Rhonda

When you fuck a girl on her period and you pull out and paint her face with her own blood.

I fucked a girl last night while she was on period and I pulled out and smack her in face. When I was done her face was red like a red face Rhonda

Red witch

Mother of all witches. The singer Kate Bush.

- My little sister keeps listening to this annoying singer, I can't stand it anymore.
- What singer?
- I don't know. She has this high-pitched voice and keeps calling this Heathcliff.
- Aaah, it's the Red witch.
- Red witch?
- Yeah, Kate Bush.
- Never heard of her...

If it's red it's dead

This saying means, any motor vehicle that is painted red, will in some way, shape, or form be destroyed.

Whislin Diesel: “ If it's red it's dead”

Red Knight

A Red Knight is so passionate about something that they make an extreme or irrational decision without considering the consequences. It's because they are, usually, so rash and reckless. They are also hotheaded and will suddenly and easily become angered or agitated at the slightest provocation.

It's usually a Red Knight who starts a riot that turns a peaceful protest into a violent one.

Red monkey

A female on her period in a sex swing

Let’s try the red monkey tonight when we get home.