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Babe I don't wanna have sex right now, I've been craving watching some Honey I Shrunk The Kids Shit.
A lil desterbed boy that jacks of for longer than 1 hour and a half before cuming
"last night boys, i had to switch hands again"
When a woman shaves around her pussy but leaves the hair between it and her belly button. That way the dude can pull out and the kids get caught in the jungle.
She had a super thick kid catcher but I ate her pussy anyway.
Says his dad owns Microsoft or Sony. Gets angry easily. And jerks off with two fingers in a porta potty. never go's outside. Can talk shit and is bad at roasting.
And is a virgin.
Oh god it's the gamer kid agian
Kids who played Minecraft back when it was super popular, before Tommy "Intuit" Innit sent his British goons out to take over Mojang's HQ. Minecraft kids are usually slightly overweight, pale as hell, wear prescription glasses, and always have the name "Alex," which they practically invented. They are usually found in caves, in-game or real life, trying to find diamonds.
Alex: I love Minecwaft!
Alex: Me too! Let's go mine for some diamonds.
Alex: I nearwy got all of da diamond awmor.
Alex: Me four. I have spare diamonds so we can cwaft them into some diamond awmor.
Alex, 15 years later: I sure was one of them Minecraft kids.
Alex, 15 years later: Me too.
Alex, 15 years later: Me three.
Alex, 15 years later: Me four.