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A slur where people infer African American's and Monkeys are the same thing. Their "reasoning" Black -> the color of a monkey's fur -> Africans are black 99% of the time -> Blacks = Monkeys
Person 1 - "well well well of course those black monkeys bought a used hellcat."
Person 2 - "black monkeys? Don't you mean African Americans?"
Person 1 - "same thing, yip yap."
It is a family friendly way of saying I hate what you did or said
When your bumhole is bright red and very sore/lacerated from excessive bouts of wiping.
Oh blimey, I wish I hadn’t had that vindaloo. I’ve got a terrible case of monkey arse.
Believed to have been forst coined by Ed Elliot in a Wetherspoons in Exeter. ‘I can’t eat that. I’ve got a terrible case of monkey arse.’
Curb monkey is a female and sometimes males that uses the opposite sex for rides on their motorcycle, they desperately troll the Internet looking for guys to post that they are going for a ride then wait curbside with their bandana, Harley tank top and leather boot for the guy to show up.
Travis posted on Facebook that he was going for a ride, stopped at the bar for a bite to eat and beverage and the curb monkeys were lined up.
When a person is on their knees, jerking off two dudes, and they get themselves covered in their spit-lube.
"Boy, my knees hurt from playing Monkey in the Spittle last night."