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Is the most gorgeous girl you will ever know. She will always be there for you and is the best at cuddles and kisses. Never let a scrunchy nut go!
I want to cuddle my scrunchy nut
A peanut inside of a box of tissues
I found a tissue nut the other day while blowing my nose
When you masturbate or have sex and you but but it's very bubbly
damn bro I just had the best sex and I had a bubble nut!
A person who carries themselves with a sense of superiority solely derived from a position of authority, or some other unearned quality.
Whereas the person with big balls has the skill or physical prowess to back up their actions; the Fluffy Nuts merely appear big, but are actually only fluffy.
Scenario: construction worker works on ladder, group of authority figures walks up and watches.
Construction worker to fellow construction worker, later:
Man, I was trying to get my job done, but a whole gaggle of Fluffy Nuts came up checking out my ass while I was trying to work! So, I got down off the ladder
Scenario: construction worker works on ladder, group of authority figures walks up and watches.
Construction worker to fellow construction worker, later:
Man, I was trying to get my job done, but a whole gaggle of Fluffy Nuts came up checking out my ass while I was trying to work! So, I got down off that ladder, have them a mean mug and walked off.
When you preform a satanic ritual on a peanut to the point of it becoming alive and breeding you.
She’s only pregnant because she made a nut sacrifice.
1830s way of saying you fucked up.
God fucking damn it Sharon you Nutted on the cabinet .
A guy who wants to masturbate
Oh i fancy a quick finger nut before i shower