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Prentending a girls asshole is a button that when pushed with your thumb or finger it makes her go ape shit crazy and she tries to climb walls.
I was ridding this chick like Rover and when I hit that monkey button with my thumb that chick went ape shit and wouldn’t climb down from the ceiling for thirty minutes.
Even if you don't like Napoleon Bonapartes height, please don't call him a field monkey
Damn that girl had a smelly spitting monkey ,wish I never went down on her.
A monkey made of ranch. This will squirt it’s hot ranch Cummies all over you if you put ice cream on his pizza
Shhhhhh the ranch monkey is coming
(adj.) Used to positively refer to something interesting or noteworthy, synonymous with "cool" or "awesome"
Derived from the internet's cultural obsession with monkeys
"Mom, you made some real monkey-type casserole last night!"
"HOLY SHIT DUDE! That was a straight up monkey-type kickflip!"
An exceptionally girthy line of a sortable drug
“Man, don’t give me that small ass line when you just cut yourself a monkey turd!”
“I think my heart might stop if I snort that monkey turd…”
When you are in such great distress that you balls turn silver and erupt with pain.
Friend 1: Bro this test is giving me some really bad silver monkey balls
Friend 2: I know right. Its like my step-dad is touching me all over again.