The act of taking a shit, then having to get up, turn around, and vomit in the toilet. Most often happens so fast, you aren't able to flush in between.
After eating lunch at Taco Bell, i was up 1/2 the night doing the James Brown turnaround.
A fit sexy women with big boobs and big batty .
Wagwarn gabby brown you ready to go shoot da opps
The skid mark left on the toilet lid when a person has to shit really bad and they realize the toilet lit is down, after sitting down. Causing them to slide off the lid to lift it.
“I didn’t realize the lid was down and accidentally made a brown comet”
When someone is new to the internet, roughly from 1 second to 3 years, for them to learn the ropes and how the internet works. After 3 years on the internet, a Brown beard would become a Grey Beard.
..It's usually your grandparents who would fit in this bracket
"We got ourselves a new Brown Beard!"
When a woman cums so hard from oral sex she shits on the males face causing him to look like he has a brown beard.
I was eating her out when she brown bearded me.
When someone has a perfect cylindrical shit that they call “ a brown baby” and the lassie eats your ass and sucks it like a dick.... brown baby beej
“Mary, I have a serious shit coming, fancy giving me a brown baby beej?”
The act of someone performing oral sex on you while wearing shoes you have defecated in.
Karen developed pink eye after giving Hershel a pair of Brown Trout Moccasins at his Bar Mitzvah