a fun nickname for your loving wife
-you're my one and only fuck nut <3
-i love you so much, brian
Fuck-nut; the rated R version of "loose cannon" is an insult implying that the recieving end is incapable of basic human thought, therefore indicating a need to be insulted. This is where "fuck-nut" comes in. Walk up to this "individual" and as if a magician saying abbracadabra, say it straight to their dumb fucking face.
"Excuse me kind sir."
"Yes my friend?"
"You are a bonafide fuck-nut!"
A person who does stupid things in an effort to get clout but rather gets hate. Fuck-nut could also be a term for someone you don't like.
Example 1
Man 1:did you hear ed, he jumped off a bridge to impress a girl
Man 2: I did. Ed is such a fuck-nut
Example 2:
KID: HEY HEY HEY
GIRL: SHUT UP I HATE YOU, YOU FUCK-NUT!
Someone that is doing something stupid or not supposed to be doing
When a woman fucks a man's brains out. She is sexually aggressive towards the man.
Fool, yo momma jumped Cecil's nuts! Man: Baby, you can jump my nuts! Woman: I'm gonna jump yo fucking nuts Cecil! Let me jump your nuts!
When you pull out and cum on the outside of her pussy and throw a handful of granola so it sticks.
Nancy said her favorite food was oat meal, so I nutted on her and gave her a Crunchy Nut Fish Cake.
issa crispy chicken fried piece of almond joys in yo butt
yo bro u got a crispy butt nut in yo butt