blowing cheese out one's nose

The act of justifying ones actions or thoughts through a series of highly contrived, and quite officious, sounding language in a psychological vein, which is, in fact, meaningless.

I was talking to myself yesterday and started really rambling and not making sense and I said to myself that I was just blowing cheese out my nose.

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one-eyed night-crawler w/ turtleneck

Covert expression for the male (possibly uncircumcised) sexual tool.
see: one eyed trouser trout

His best catches were when he used his one-eyed night-crawler-with-a-turtleneck as bait.

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man and boy, every last one of them

A sarcastic retort made during a chaffing tongue-in-check conversation, which pokes fun at a jocular unsubstantiated incorrect summary of an entire group of people

chap1: Did you see that guy balance on a toilet, upside down, with his legs chained together, with his head in a football, playing a 12-string guitar and singing "I Did It My Way"?
chap2: Bah. Street artists. They're all the same. Trying to fleece you for bag of crap performance.
chap1: Yea. They're all the same. Man and boy, every last one of them.
chap2: And another thing, the toilet wasn't even plumbed in - it wouldn't have flushed ...
chap1: Yea. Plumbers. They're all wasters. Man and boy, every last one of them.

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one eyed chineese milk dragon

penile euphamism: simply means penis. However the reaction when used is suprisingly better than using "cock" or other slang terms.

I asked her if she wanted to see my one eyed chineese milk dragon,

' " yeah, I'd give her the old one eyed chineese milk dragon!".

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Kill two birds with one stone

Firing one bullet and killing two people with it.

The criminal's aim was so good that he killed two birds with one stone.

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busier than a one-armed bricklayer in Baghdad

a person who is extraordinarily busy, to the point that they have no capacity to take on extra workload

- Hey Bob, can you get last quarter's financial report to me by close of business on Friday

- Sorry Peter, im busier than a one-armed bricklayer in Baghdad

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one of my ex-fiancees was in musical theatre

Being absolutely useless coming and going.

"This radio gets no reception and is absolutely useless. It's like one of my ex-fiancees was in musical theatre."

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