going all Scotland Yardy

When your man/woman didn’t reply to your messages for a while and you start digging for clues about why on social media or old text messages.

A: He hasn’t text me back in 3 days. I’ve read through all our past messages and I can’t find any clues...

B: Chill! Stop going all Scotland Yardy on him!

Going Out To The Chickens

is to fall quite significantly, sometimes specifically meaning to fall on ice. Coined in Burlington, Vermont, U.S.A, by Addie Herbert who went out to her chickens March 7th 2025 and bruised her sweet elbow.

I was going out to the chickens this morning and I totally went out to the chickens !

go bloonk

verb

make the sound when you put your foot on the water in the pool

in the water i always go bloonk

Go-Fuck-Up-A-Tree

Phrase

When your mother, in a fit of frustration or mild annoyance, advises you to "go fuck up a tree." It's a whimsical way of suggesting you redirect your energy elsewhere or find a harmless outlet for any mischievous tendencies or is it?

"Mom feeling a bit overwhelmed with my dumbass behaviour, tells me to go-fuck-up-a-tree.

Go chili your own hot dog

Do it yourself

Can you pick that paper up?

*Go chili your own hot dog!!*

Go Ving Rhames

Verb - to violently attack someone or something with a bludgeon. Named after the way actor Ving Rhames kills zombies in zombie films.

*man 1 has a sledgehammer, sees a zombie*

Man 2: *dude, go Ving rhames on that thing!"

Why didn't you go with him?

When you don't realize a person is dead and you suffer a severe case of foot-in-mouth disease.

Earl: "I'm such an idiot. I saw our neighbor Mrs. Lundgren at the store today, so I asked her how her husband was doing. I didn't know he was dead. She said 'he's gone' and I thought he was on a trip. So I asked, 'Why didn't you go with him?'"

Opal (horrified): EARL!!!

~ "Pickles" by Brian Crane