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Used when you are messing with someone instead of “I’m kidding” or “just messing with you”
Don’t get mad dude, I’m just cumming in your coffee.
The after product of an attempted swallow after a blowie, except there's a sneeze and jizz shoots out of the mouth and both nostrils at the same time, making a bunny shaped jizz signature.
I spoffed in her mouth last night lads and there was a serious cum rabbit.
The cum rabbit Steph did last night made bigwig look like a fucking seagull
When it's so cold outside that when you cum it instantly freeze.
John: ahh, fuck it's so cold cold out here
Jake: right so fucking icicle cum
why would you eat that. a burger of cum. ew.
Person 1: man i love cum burgers
Person 2: kys
When you hit a cumshot in someone’s hole
“Josh won the cum pong competition so he got 5 more minutes in heaven”
The results of getting cum on your stomach and trying to wipe it off with a tissue, resulting in it getting matted down into an unsightly combover.
My partner was over last night and after we had relations, I had the lost unsightly cum combover and had to take a shower. My stomach looked like the top of my uncle Larry's head.