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When a rookie tries to make banana pudding but forgets a step leaving chunks of cream cheese in the mix for everyone to consume
That rookie's banana pudding turned into a real cream cheese surprise.
*takes bite* Was that a bit of banana? Nope just cream cheese surprise mother fucker!
Acting confident and know that your up, act with swag and coolness.
Hey guys, I'm pushing cheese today and y'all not
When you take foreskin, elongate it, and let it crust over time letting cheese form inside. Then you roll it, so it’s layered with cheese and foreskin, making a sort of fucked up burrito with layers and you then let someone give you a blowjob.
Jonus: “Dude how did it go with Jessy last night?”
Gabriel: “I gave her that meat and cheese burrito (explains definition).”
Jonus: “What the fuck.”
When dabi was making Mac n cheese he accidentally put hawks cum in it and it tasted delicious, so now he makes it every day.
Dabi: hey hawk
Hawk:hey dabi
Dabi:I accidentally messed up dinner today sry
Hawk: how could u mess up Mac n cheese *laughs*
Dabi: well it does taste really good though
Hawk:Your right it does taste delicious, but how did u mess it up
Dabi: I accidentally put ur cum in it
I also gave it a name, hawkaroni and cheese!
Both of them: *akwardly silent*
(Hawkaroni and cheese means Mac n cheese but instead of cheese it’s hawks cum)
pimento cheese, a Southern (USA) mix of shredded cheddar, pimentos and mayonnaise. Served on white bread.
The book club ladies had minner cheese sandwiches for lunch with sweet tea.
When you mess up someone’s good vibes or make a good time bad
“We were having a blast at the party, but then Tyler sneezed on my cheese and everyone got bummed out.”
“Don’t sneeze on my cheese, man!”