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cuter way to say "freezing my butt off"
this only happened because of a typo.
R: it's so cold outside!
B: yeah, man. I'm freezing my buttons off
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-used to describe activities unrelated to strenuous dick motion.
dude 1: "yo thanks for them world notes brah"
dude 2: "no sweat off my dick brosiph"
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Makes you happy/horny/laugh or otherwise greatly affected.
You rock my face off!
Do you like Alkaline Trio? They rock my face off! Yeah I screwed Chris, he rocked my face off!
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Combination of "I nearly peed my pants" and "I laughed my ass off" LMAO.
Expression is typically accidentally spewed after relating a funny or embarrasing story while inebriated or during blonde moments.
"I laughed so hard I nearly peed my pants off"
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a phrase to usually a co-worker meaning what you do on your own time is your business
What mark and john do is their business, i mean off the clock on the cock, what ever man.......
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(noun) - The feeling you get while jerking off to a video of your ex-girlfriend on the internet (that you posted) in which you are having sex with her.
<ring ring> hello?
What the hell's your problem? You posted a video of us having sex on the internet after i broke up with you!?
Oh ya, and i had some wicked jerk off déjà vu last night.
What?
<click>
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