Carson Brown

A hot whore with a gigantic horse cock usually around 12 feet long. Doesn’t tend to know what a flag is and has a huge self esteem, thinking he is very strong.

“Why am I so strong?”
Oh, that must be a Carson
carson brown

brown nose creeper

When a person sneaks into a secluded area and spies an unsuspecting nude sunbather ass up and decides to say hello by quickly and susprisingly tossing her salad

Bill saw a sweaty glistening ass facing him when he came to clean the pool today and gave her the old brown nose creeper.

Brown slide

Is the act of a male going down a slide on his knees fully erect, while a man/woman waits at the end bent over. Upon reaching the bottom the man slams full force into her/his anus achieving the act of balls deep.

I had to take her to the hospital last night to get 5 stitches, after she let me brown slide her.

brown line

The stain left after a wedgie occurs in undershorts. A brown line results if wiping is not sufficient after a bowel movement or a sudden burst of gas is released unexpectedly.

I hope your mom uses Tide to scrub your brown lines out of your underwear.

Tennessee Brown Eye

The act of taking a body shot of any brand of Tennessee made whisky off of someone’s anus.

I met a girl at the bar last night and I asked her if she would do a Tennessee brown eye with me.

Down in the brown

When your cell phone accidentally falls into the toilet.

I finished my morning sit down, got up and heard the splash of my cellphone going down in the brown.

Groomer Brown

Any male from the Islamic community. Enriching our Society, Diversity is our strength

Popped into town and could see Tony the crackhead scoring again off the groomer browns.