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The act of getting a blowjob while the partner is taking a shit.
Cody enjoys giving Constipated Sea Monkeys.
n. Small child who loves wet snow and all the glorious things that can be done with it, most of which involve slushed sisters.
A spring snowfall? Time for Captain Slush Monkey to plaster the neighbourhood girls.
Someone in the armed forces who made a living out of listening to morse code
I used to be a morse monkey.
monkey toot: where one person toots, that sounds like a chimpanzee screaming.
(monkey toot in back) "Yo dude!!! did you just rip a monkey toot?"
Code for eating pussy. Eating the monkey is something that must be done; it is mandatory. If you don't eat the monkey, you are a bitch.
Person 1: Yo AC, were you eating the monkey last night?
Person 2: Nah bruh, why the fuck would I do that?
Person 3: You have to eat the monkey bro. What are you some kind of pussy?
A cult classic radio/podcast feature on "The Ricky Gervais Show", in which Karl Pilkington tells Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant a ludicrous story about some monkey(s), which is always equally retarded and hilarious.
"Ooh, CHIMPFANCY THAT it's monkey news ya fuckigrrrcnt..."
"He drove to Spain"
"DON'T TALK SHIT"
when monkey and monkey are ta fart school and touch each others poogina's
I went to the school and saw monkey sex gay