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National kiss your blonde girlfriend day.
Hey blondie its january 26
national suck your partners dick day
it's june 25 and 26, come sick my dick shawty
PAUL WELLER WAS SHOCKED FROM BEHIND IN A FAMILY FILM CALLED HORTON HEARS A WHO!
PAUL WELLER FROM HORTON HEARS A WHO!
IS THIS
gary: hey frank black of pixies!, HOW DO YOU FEEL?
frank black of pixies: OH HI GARY!, I FEEL LIKE HORTON HEARS A WHO! SCENE 26:46:3.!.
26 may : Grab ur crush ass day - go and grab ur crush ass today!
NATIONAL NATASHA DAY!!! This is the day when everyone worships Natasha because tis the day she was born. On this day we must all do what Natasha says and give her many gifts. Natasha is the best person ever so we must do her holiday justice.
Zoe: Omg!! What are you doing on December 26?
Stupid person: What’s december 26?
Zoe: you don’t know??? It’s national Natasha day!
National date your best friend day in case you missed the 23, and they can’t reject or they are not a true friend. From here until New Years you have to date your best friend even if it’s the same gender. Have fun with it and do some couple shit
Me: Date me it’s December 26 because we missed the 23rd
You:ok
December 25 is the day of Christmas or your parents give you gifts or you give your children gifts so on December 26 is a day where you have to give your parents gifts because your parents worked hard on your gifts so now you have to buy your mom and dad gift doesn’t matter if it is homemade or store-bought
The only thing good my mom bought me was a pair socks that’s the worst present, but now I can get my mom an even worst gift on December 26