mating call of the poot bird

A loud, smelly fart.

John, sit on the toilet and make a cocky. We've got company coming, and they don't like to hear the mating call of the poot bird!

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gDay™ with MATE™

A type of Google search allowing someone to search up to 24 hours in the future. Currently it is in Beta and is only available in Australia.

Bob: Hey, what are tomorrow's lotto numbers?
Joe: Oh, I'll look it up using gDay™ with MATE™.

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gypsy loving hello mate

A lighter form of referring to someone as an offensive form of gyspy, due to the comical ending of the phrase. Often used in jest. Although gypsy's are stereotyped in modern society as being 'lowlife', many of them are actually perfectly normal people, thus making this phrase a derogatory term.

'Fuck off Ian, you gypsy loving hello mate!'

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bent as A nine Bob mate

Bent as A nine bob mate.

Hunter is bent as A nine bob mate and he will never go back.

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shit mate i just sharted

when your with your friend and you think you need to fart so you do and then you realise it wasn’t a fart and that you in fact have just shit all over yourself and your friend

friend: you alright mate?
you: yea man just need to fart *sharts*
you: ‘oh shit mate i just sharted’ :/

phone a mate when its late

The phoneage of a mate (just for some banter) after consuming a large quantity of beer at a late hour of the evening

I did a phone a mate when its late the other day and got a right cunting!! mwahahahahahahaha!!!! What a twat!!

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what we got next mate?

A simple Term uttered most commonly by a person in Secondary School who hasn't got a fucking clue what the next class is.

Person one; Yo what we got next mate?
Person two: How should I know I'm dogin the next class.