my dog ate my homework

A lame excuse you use to get out of finishing your homework, even though it's so FREAKING OLD.

Mrs. J... my dog ate my homework...

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I need to do my homework

me too, bro. me too.

P.S. Truthfully actually I need to do my homework

sorry, I'm doing chem homework

An outright lie told by someone wishing to avoid the company of another or hide what it is they are doing from said person.

Guy 1: Hey, wanna skype?
Guy 2: (skyping guy 1's ex/cheating on guy 1/slightly hates guy 1) Oh, sorry, I'm doing chem homework.

should i do my homework

No. Don’t Do your Homework, because homework is Just Bullshit.

Becky: Should I do my homework?

Liz:No.

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I want to do your homework

1. The will to have sexual intercourse with someone.
2.Wanting to fuck the shit out of another person

A: God, i have so much homework to do for class tomorow.
B: Baby, i want to do your homework!

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My panyotis ate my homework

The panyotis is a wild beast who eats peoples' homework to fill its evil stomach. There is one panyotis in the world it currently invades childrens homes in Sydney.

My Panyotis ate my homework

Did you do the government homework?

A question asked during an awkward moment

After he saw his date to the Winterball wasn't enjoying the slow dance with him, Zak turned to Paul and asked "So Paul, did you do the government homework?" Paul believing that there really was government homework that he had forgotten about, pushed his date away, and turned to ask Evan if there was government homework. Even, also thinking that there was government homework that he had forgotten, pushed his date away also.

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