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When you're so done that you can't even finish the sentence.
Friend: how's the end of the semester?
You: there's so many essays and tests to do i just
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the Southern Hospitality vernacular phrase for "I Swear" because bless their hearts they don't put up with no cussin, down here ya'll!
Oh those damn yankees, I Suwannee!
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A saying that means "i cannot handle this" or, "wow". A saying that shows disblelief.
girl 1 "that skinny girl was all like 'omg im so fat' "
girl 2 " (rolls eyes) i cant"
example 2
jan "did you see her facebook status? she wrote about how she's so hot and everyone wants her"
karen "ugh i cant bro"
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"Idiot Mail" or the endless amount of ridiculous and inane email one receives from idiots all day long, especially at work or in a corporate context.
"I just got a bunch of I-mails from that idiot in marketing" or "why does corporate insist on I-mailing us this crap all day long?"
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phrase: a way of stating you understand the latter
or,
You follow?
asking if you understood the latter
Me: Yea so thats why me and my girlfriend broke up, it's kinda sad.
You: Yea I follow, well at least you single for spring break!
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Me: Hey we're going to visit her tomorrow whether you like it or not, you follow?
When someone is brainwashed to believe that every product apple puts out is superior to any competing gadget. Most of these people didn't even know what a calculator was 10 years ago but ever since they got an iphone, and got i-washed, they feel like they are uber tech savvy, but in reality they only buy apple products in which they dont even use to their full technological capacities.
Nerd #1: "Dude dont get that tablet, it sucks ballz the Ipad shits all over it"
Nerd #2: "How do you know, have you used one"?
Nerd #1: " No but it doesn't fucking matter, its not made by apple so its a piece of shit. Trust me"
Nerd#2: "Dude you're just i-washed, ever since you got that iphone 4 years ago you got rid of your PC and put Steve Jobs cock down your throat."