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When you're so done that you can't even finish the sentence.
Friend: how's the end of the semester?
You: there's so many essays and tests to do i just
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the Southern Hospitality vernacular phrase for "I Swear" because bless their hearts they don't put up with no cussin, down here ya'll!
Oh those damn yankees, I Suwannee!
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A saying that means "i cannot handle this" or, "wow". A saying that shows disblelief.
girl 1 "that skinny girl was all like 'omg im so fat' "
girl 2 " (rolls eyes) i cant"
example 2
jan "did you see her facebook status? she wrote about how she's so hot and everyone wants her"
karen "ugh i cant bro"
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"Idiot Mail" or the endless amount of ridiculous and inane email one receives from idiots all day long, especially at work or in a corporate context.
"I just got a bunch of I-mails from that idiot in marketing" or "why does corporate insist on I-mailing us this crap all day long?"
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When someone is brainwashed to believe that every product apple puts out is superior to any competing gadget. Most of these people didn't even know what a calculator was 10 years ago but ever since they got an iphone, and got i-washed, they feel like they are uber tech savvy, but in reality they only buy apple products in which they dont even use to their full technological capacities.
Nerd #1: "Dude dont get that tablet, it sucks ballz the Ipad shits all over it"
Nerd #2: "How do you know, have you used one"?
Nerd #1: " No but it doesn't fucking matter, its not made by apple so its a piece of shit. Trust me"
Nerd#2: "Dude you're just i-washed, ever since you got that iphone 4 years ago you got rid of your PC and put Steve Jobs cock down your throat."
When someone is talking on and on about something long, unrelated or meaningless, someone else will say "I ahhsked" inferring that they really don't care about what the first person just said. It's usually sarcastic in the way to tell the talker to stop talking.
*mainly said in a British accent.
Two boys doing homework:
Boy 1: "So today i was playing skate two, and i was trying to get the hall of meat award for crashing into a pedestrian at 25 miles per hour while doing the torpedo pose, but i kept missing because I couldn't seem to find the right place with a lot of people. So i went to mini-mega redux and tried there a bunch of times and finally hit someone and now my next goal is to get 24,000 points worth of body damage.
Boy 2: "I ahhsked"